We’re gonna stick to the sidelines on this one - you decide.
As a sidenote, we’d like to take this opportunity to blame Heidi Montag for this oratorical masterpiece. Heidi taught all these 20′ish somewhat famous starlets that they can sing, and should - in the face of public indifference. One assumes this took a studio army of 40 or so working a synthesizer through the night to make this one sound almost as ‘good’ as Heidi’s Higher, so really we shouldn’t be complaining - this $#)ts propping up the industry. In contrast, that little A’hole Spencer Pratt worked his magic on Heidi with nothing but a bestbuy handicam, and hope.
After a week of almost serene calm, & birthing bliss for your fav. celebs (even LiLo and Britney seemed comparatively mellow) and Brinkley’s divorce went without a hitch.
Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman have brought us crashing back to reality with the announcement they’re pulling their weight with this week’s Celeb train to Splitsville.
Reps confirm the troublesome two’s 5 year relationship ended un-acrimoniously, which is good because we’d hate to not see these two together again pulling stunts like this
Chloe Kardashian’s hitting the Pokie this Friday, and she ready y’all - WORD!
You’ll remember The slightly less attractive/ attention seeking Sister put the Dash in Kardashian when she violated probation after a DUI in March.
Now she’s got 30 (This is Cali, so of-course we mean days) in the clink.
Big(ger butted) Sis Kim told TMZ “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.” “I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!”
Word to Chloe: Dear, next time you wanna be noticed, just dish the family jewels like Kimmy did.
Whilst we’d rather vomit glass, it’s bound to have a cult following somewhere in the depths of cyberhell.
“Actress” Sienna Miller didn’t make it to wherever she is now by being Trashy, Nasty, or a Homewrecker. No, she made it by being all 3, & more.
The Europe Photogs caught the “A Woman of No Importance” actress in a way too normal(although topless) position over the weekend. Seemingly in a Monogamous relationship with ‘Brothers & Sisters’ star Balthazar Getty.
Just one problem. Oil fortune heir ‘Getty’ is, let me put this delicately. Married - with four children :-S
“Don’t tell me” he’s at it again. Madge’s bro ho Christopher Ciccone was back to “Express Himself” on GMA this AM.
What got him his “4 Minutes” this time? Apparently Guy Richie is a ‘Mo hater, and you can read all about it in his new book.
We got a hold of the new book and eventually we’ll read it for you, in the mean time our wobbly Newsroom table’s a thing of the past. Got a better use? Post below.
Q. What will it take for this man to go away for good this time? #1 on the Times’ list?
Whilst the rest of the world might be under no illusions as to how close Amy Winehouse has come to death (one might argue she’s been pounding on that door for the better part of her career).
Her Dad doesn’t think so Oh no no (which is odd given we’d always assumed she was the result of pharmaceutical testing on rabies infected tree skunks).
I digress, In an interview with Britain’s Sky News Mitch Winehouse said “She won’t die of a drug overdose, it won’t be that quick,” instead claiming the star’s painful demise will come from years of abusing Cancer sticks. According to Papa-Winehouse, in the clink hubby ‘Blake Civil-Fielder’ and Winehouse feed off each other’s addiction.
So whoreaye, given that match made in heaven shows no sign of heading to Splitsville anytime soon, there’ll be more of this in the future.
“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization,” she said in a statement.
Speculation’s been rife over the Actor’s desire to go on as Izzie, following her success in the Big Screen hit ‘Knocked UP’.
We’re saying ease up Heigl, You might not want no Scrubs no more, but Shonda’s a force to be reckoned with, and she wades in that paddling pool of Hollywood EPs that could see you fronting nothing more than Proactiv commercials for the rest of your days.
Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins – a boy named Knox Leon and a girl named Vivienne Marcheline, her doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, told the Associated Press.
The babies “are doing marvelously well,” Sussmann told the AP. “Everything is going well.”
Jolie, 33, gave birth via a Cesarian section at the Lenval Hospital on the French Riviera on Saturday night.
Knox weighed 5.03 pounds and Vivienne weighed 5 pounds, Sussmann told the AP.
Neither Reps for Jolie or Pitt could confirm the report.
“Don’t tell me” he’s at it again. Madge’s bro ho Christopher Ciccone was back to “Express Himself” on GMA this AM.
Whilst the rest of the world might be under no illusions as to how close Amy Winehouse has come to death (one might argue she’s been pounding on that door for the better part of her career).
in the future.