Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. It’s reported that when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.A cardiologist at UCLA says Jackson died of cardiac arrest.Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.A source inside the hospital told TMZ there was “absolute chaos” after Jackson arrrived. People who were with the singer were screaming, “You’ve got to save him! You’ve got to save him!”One of Jackson’s staff members called 911.Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.More to Come.

Paris has been criticized for an expensive shopping trip in Melbourne, Australia yesterday.

 The head of charity World Vision, Australia says her $140 a minute spending spree would have been enough to feed an entire third world village.

 Paris spent more than five and a half thousand dollars in 40 minutes at the Wayne Cooper boutique in the city’s notorious Yarra shopping district.

Hold On a minute, aren’t those Aussies in an economic crisis too? Here we are, all being told to stimulate the economy, and if stimulation really is the solution, who better than Paris?

Hilton and Sister Nicky arrived in Sydney today. ahead of a New Years Eve party on the Sydney Harbour.

Just when we thought we could relabel our ‘Rehab’ category ‘Amy Winehouse’ David Duchovny has entered a rehab center for sex addiction.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Umm, Firstly David, for the sake of your children we at VanityHere really hope they’re the last people that are having to ‘deal’ with your sex addiction.

By the way, if this is some shameless plug for your TV Show Californication, (second season premiering Sept. 28 on Showtime) we aren’t buying. We dodged the fact your wife Tea Leoni’s new film ‘Ghost Town’ will be in theaters Sep. 19, and certainly won’t be giving you any PR for your ‘X Files: I Want to Believe’ sequel available on DVD and Blu-Ray December 29. So just forget it buddy, you ain’t getting any free hype here.

We’re gonna stick to the sidelines on this one - you decide.

As a sidenote, we’d like to take this opportunity to blame Heidi Montag for this oratorical masterpiece. Heidi taught all these 20′ish somewhat famous starlets that they can sing, and should - in the face of public indifference. One assumes this took a studio army of 40 or so working a synthesizer through the night to make this one sound almost as ‘good’ as Heidi’s Higher, so really we shouldn’t be complaining - this $#)ts propping up the industry. In contrast, that little A’hole Spencer Pratt worked his magic on Heidi with nothing but a bestbuy handicam, and hope.

After a week of almost serene calm, & birthing bliss for your fav. celebs (even LiLo and Britney seemed comparatively mellow) and Brinkley’s divorce went without a hitch.

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman have brought us crashing back to reality with the announcement they’re pulling their weight with this week’s Celeb train to Splitsville.

Reps confirm the troublesome two’s 5 year relationship ended un-acrimoniously, which is good because we’d hate to not see these two together again pulling stunts like this

and this

because of any angst on their part.

Poor Hillary just can’t seem to get a break these days. First she had one of the nation’s biggest (and most democratically-despised) capitalists (Warren Buffett) backing her as president.

Then an emotionally unstable Cher came to the table, and now this :-S

I bet the Clinton camp are just jazzed over that doozy. Maybe on her way back to Congress she could pick-up O.J., Lohan, Britney & Paris.
FAIL!

It appears Popwreck Parent Brit Brit’s back on the job.

A deal’s been  brokered between Britney and former (famous for what?) husband Kevin Federline.

According to TMZ the deal gives the ‘Toxic’ singer visitation rights to the kids in what they call a “Therapeutic Setting” - WTF? If this “Therapeutic Setting” doesn’t involve a straight jacket and enough tranquilizer to sedate an African elephant - we’re calling it too soon.

Serial Dieter Kirsty Alley is at pains to remind her fans that those who can’t do, can still teach.

The ‘Fat Actress’ has announced she’s parting ways with ‘Jenny Craig’ in Favor of her own diet and exercise program. Ay caramba :-S

Ironically the announcement comes amongst revelations fellow ‘actress’ and successful dieter Jessica Simpson is fighting the release of a Work-out Video of her own. The ‘Newlywedsdivorced’ star reportedly produced the blockluster during one of her casting dry-spells, but now her Manager/Father Joe is desperate to ensure the vid doesn’t get released. A source close to Simpson was quoted as saying “Jessica was a mess during that shoot. She had no focus, she put out something that was entirely unusable,” clearly this ’source’ never caught Simpson in ‘The Master Of Disguise’.

Either way let’s hope neither Ally or Simpson get their way, according to the Producer of Simpson’s video, the only thing Simpson will be doing by not releasing the Exervid is “hurting millions of fat people in America”. Ally’s reps weren’t available for comment but here’s some food for thought, Does anyone really need a celeb guide to sniff out their nearest Krispy Kreme?

In what can only be described as an attempt to up-scale her own record as Britain’s most hated Woman. Heather Mills McCartney is appealing to Londoner’s moral code by appearing in a series of  call-girl Flyers.

Whilst the Rumors of her career as a ‘high-end’ escort are still very-much in circulation these shots were actually for marketing by the National Coalition of Anti-Deportation Campaigns.

We’d suggest any agency that chooses McCartney for an ad campaign designed to attract attention or sympathy should have their Green-Cards revoked and be dumped on the next boat back to Crazytown.

In an exclusive (probably because no-one else wanted it.) FOX has released a preview of your favorite Prozac Idol’s new hit miss. The actual video choreography and direction isn’t all THAT bad - Seriously.

But poor Paula comes off like a gerbil on heat, an equally tragic cameo from Randy Idol harassing a guitar did the vid no favors.
If we’re ‘Straight Up’ Paula we really hope you ‘Danced like There’s No Tomorrow’ because when it comes to you and your Music, you’re probably right. Check It Out EXCLUSIVELY :-S on FOX.com