Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. It’s reported that when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.A cardiologist at UCLA says Jackson died of cardiac arrest.Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.A source inside the hospital told TMZ there was “absolute chaos” after Jackson arrrived. People who were with the singer were screaming, “You’ve got to save him! You’ve got to save him!”One of Jackson’s staff members called 911.Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.More to Come.

Heath Ledger Found Dead in New York Apartment - January 22, 2008.

We could’ve done it ourselves, but we really needn’t bother. Click here, or the image above for a round-up of those who we lost in 2008 courtesy of AOL.

Chloe Kardashian’s hitting the Pokie this Friday, and she ready y’all - WORD!

You’ll remember The slightly less attractive/ attention seeking Sister put the Dash in Kardashian when she violated probation after a DUI in March.

Now she’s got 30 (This is Cali, so of-course we mean days) in the clink.

Big(ger butted) Sis Kim told TMZ “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.” “I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!”

Word to Chloe: Dear, next time you wanna be noticed, just dish the family jewels like Kimmy did.

Whilst we’d rather vomit glass, it’s bound to have a cult following somewhere in the depths of cyberhell.

Just look at this.

Whilst the rest of the world might be under no illusions as to how close Amy Winehouse has come to death (one might argue she’s been pounding on that door for the better part of her career).

Her Dad doesn’t think so Oh no no (which is odd given we’d always assumed she was the result of pharmaceutical testing on rabies infected tree skunks).

I digress, In an interview with Britain’s Sky News Mitch Winehouse said “She won’t die of a drug overdose, it won’t be that quick,” instead claiming the star’s painful demise will come from years of abusing Cancer sticks. According to Papa-Winehouse, in the clink hubby ‘Blake Civil-Fielder’ and Winehouse feed off each other’s addiction.

So whoreaye, given that match made in heaven shows no sign of heading to Splitsville anytime soon, there’ll be more of this in the future.

Can’t wait Wino :-S

Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins – a boy named Knox Leon and a girl named Vivienne Marcheline, her doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, told the Associated Press.

The babies “are doing marvelously well,” Sussmann told the AP. “Everything is going well.”

Jolie, 33, gave birth via a Cesarian section at the Lenval Hospital on the French Riviera on Saturday night.

Knox weighed 5.03 pounds and Vivienne weighed 5 pounds, Sussmann told the AP.

Neither Reps for Jolie or Pitt could confirm the report.