It was another so-so presentation from MTV with this year’s VMAs. It could have gone by without mention. Except for an outrageous outburst by a semi-lucid Kanye West.West ripped the Mic from a somewhat startled Taylor Swift after she won the Best Female Video for her clip “You Belong With Me. Pictures speak a thousand words, and given that he can’t sing without half a bottle of Tequila and the best Autotune engineers this fine country has to offer, you’d think this’d be Kanye’s forte… Apparently not.

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Spent!Paris has been criticized for an expensive shopping trip in Melbourne, Australia yesterday.

 The head of charity World Vision, Australia says her $140 a minute spending spree would have been enough to feed an entire third world village.

 Paris spent more than five and a half thousand dollars in 40 minutes at the Wayne Cooper boutique in the city’s notorious Yarra shopping district.

Hold On a minute, aren’t those Aussies in an economic crisis too? Here we are, all being told to stimulate the economy, and if stimulation really is the solution, who better than Paris?

Hilton and Sister Nicky arrived in Sydney today. ahead of a New Years Eve party on the Sydney Harbour.

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It’s no secret that Jen Aniston’s probably used to being beaten by former Beau Brad, at almost everything. Kids, Golden Globes, a corner booth at Sole. Indeed, so eager was Brad to beat Jen in the Dating Stakes, he had Ange cued up to polish said golden globes, before the two were even divorced.

Still finally, it seems like there might just be one place Jen’s finally come out on top. The Box Office.

Aniston’s  Marley & Me beat out Pitt’s fantasy flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at the box office on Christmas Day according to Variety.

Prelim numbers have Marley & Me opening at No. 1 with $14.6 million in ticket sales - (a Dec. 25 record) with Pitt’s coming in second grossing $11.8 million.

Third was Adam Sandler’s Bedtime Stories which took $10.4 million in sales, With Tom wack-job Cruise’s Valkyrie in a distant 4th place totalling $8.5 million.

Aniston wished Pitt every success on Oprah in November saying  “We all want our movie to do well…Can we have a tie?”

What are you a rejection Junkie Jen?  If there’s one thing we learned about Brad in Fight Club, and again when he went Muff-diving with Ange in Mr and Mrs Smith, this Guy plays to win.

True to form, Pitt’s up for Best Performance by an Actor in a Drama for his role in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

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Missed Again David.Just when we thought we could relabel our ‘Rehab’ category ‘Amy Winehouse’ David Duchovny has entered a rehab center for sex addiction.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Umm, Firstly David, for the sake of your children we at VanityHere really hope they’re the last people that are having to ‘deal’ with your sex addiction.

By the way, if this is some shameless plug for your TV Show Californication, (second season premiering Sept. 28 on Showtime) we aren’t buying. We dodged the fact your wife Tea Leoni’s new film ‘Ghost Town’ will be in theaters Sep. 19, and certainly won’t be giving you any PR for your ‘X Files: I Want to Believe’ sequel available on DVD and Blu-Ray December 29. So just forget it buddy, you ain’t getting any free hype here.

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We’re gonna stick to the sidelines on this one - you decide.

As a sidenote, we’d like to take this opportunity to blame Heidi Montag for this oratorical masterpiece. Heidi taught all these 20′ish somewhat famous starlets that they can sing, and should - in the face of public indifference. One assumes this took a studio army of 40 or so working a synthesizer through the night to make this one sound almost as ‘good’ as Heidi’s Higher, so really we shouldn’t be complaining - this $#)ts propping up the industry. In contrast, that little A’hole Spencer Pratt worked his magic on Heidi with nothing but a bestbuy handicam, and hope.

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Right Back at ya Christy.“Don’t tell me” he’s at it again. Madge’s bro ho Christopher Ciccone was back to “Express Himself” on GMA this AM.

What got him his “4 Minutes” this time? Apparently Guy Richie is a ‘Mo hater, and you can read all about it in his new book.

We got a hold of the new book and eventually we’ll read it for you, in the mean time our wobbly Newsroom table’s a thing of the past. Got a better use? Post below.

Q. What will it take for this man to go away for good this time? #1 on the Times’ list?

FYI Christy: Guy doesn’t hate on Gays… Just you.

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Whilst the rest of the world might be under no illusions as to how close Amy Winehouse has come to death (one might argue she’s been pounding on that door for the better part of her career).

Her Dad doesn’t think so Oh no no (which is odd given we’d always assumed she was the result of pharmaceutical testing on rabies infected tree skunks).

I digress, In an interview with Britain’s Sky News Mitch Winehouse said “She won’t die of a drug overdose, it won’t be that quick,” instead claiming the star’s painful demise will come from years of abusing Cancer sticks. According to Papa-Winehouse, in the clink hubby ‘Blake Civil-Fielder’ and Winehouse feed off each other’s addiction.

So whoreaye, given that match made in heaven shows no sign of heading to Splitsville anytime soon, there’ll be more of this in the future.

Can’t wait Wino :-S

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Poor Hillary just can’t seem to get a break these days. First she had one of the nation’s biggest (and most democratically-despised) capitalists (Warren Buffett) backing her as president.

Then an emotionally unstable Cher came to the table, and now this :-S

I bet the Clinton camp are just jazzed over that doozy. Maybe on her way back to Congress she could pick-up O.J., Lohan, Britney & Paris.
FAIL!

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In what’s being regarded as another ridiculous decision by a desperate Media company desperately out of ideas.

A Tipster tells VanityHere Time Warner has decided to fold New Line Cinemas into the company’s other movie unit Warner Brothers.

It’s believed the ‘consolidation’ will result in ‘mass lay-offs’, with most employees in non-production roles to face the axe.

TWX To Employees:

Given production roles are usually on a contract basis we’re guessing you’d be hard pressed to find someone to turn out the lights.

Here’s the e-mail sent to employees earlier,

“February 28, 2008

To: New Line Colleagues

From: Bob Shaye and Michael Lynne

Subject: Our Company

This afternoon, Time Warner is announcing that New Line will become a unit of Warner Bros. This is, of course, a very difficult and emotional time for all of us who have worked at New Line. While there is not much we can say that can lessen the impact of this announcement, we did want you to know about the decision before you read about it in the press.

New Line will maintain its own identity and will continue to produce, market, and distribute movies. But New Line will now do so as part of Warner Bros. and will probably be a much smaller operation than in the past. Time Warner hopes that operating New Line as a unit of Warner Bros. will allow New Line to focus on the creative side of movie-making, while reducing costs and taking advantage of Warner Bros.’ distribution systems. The company will be holding group meeting with New Line employees tomorrow in Los Angeles and New York to discuss this announcement, and is committed to letting employees know as soon as possible about how this change affects them individually.

For our part, we will be stepping down as Co-Chairmen and Co-CEOS of New Line. This was a painful decision, because we love New Line and the people who work here have been like our second families. But we will be leaving the company with enormous pride in what all of us at New Line have accomplished together. From its humble beginnings 40 years ago, our studio has created some of the most popular and successful movies of all time. Those movies are a tribute to the amazing creative energy and entrepreneurial abilities of the talented people at New Line. They are a legacy that will endure forever.

Although we are stepping out of New Line, we intend to remain actively involved in the industry in an entrepreneurial capacity, and will keep you advised of developments.

We thank all of you who have worked so hard to make New Line such a success. We are very proud of every one of you.

Bob & Michael”

Translation, we’ll be fine - don’t worry about us. Although y’all better book your place in one of those Cushy Homeless shelters - We hear places are limited.

If it’s any consolation New Liners, if the equally disastrous AOL ‘consolidation ‘ is anything to go by, you might have your jobs back in a year or two…

When the company’s worth roughly 10% of what it’s worth now.

Time Warner Shareholders were equally dismayed by the management of TWX announcement, their shares dropped 3% in a day!

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It appears Popwreck Parent Brit Brit’s back on the job.

Brit Brit's Back Back

A deal’s been  brokered between Britney and former (famous for what?) husband Kevin Federline.

According to TMZ the deal gives the ‘Toxic’ singer visitation rights to the kids in what they call a “Therapeutic Setting” - WTF? If this “Therapeutic Setting” doesn’t involve a straight jacket and enough tranquilizer to sedate an African elephant - we’re calling it too soon.

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