It was another so-so presentation from MTV with this year’s VMAs. It could have gone by without mention. Except for an outrageous outburst by a semi-lucid Kanye West.West ripped the Mic from a somewhat startled Taylor Swift after she won the Best Female Video for her clip “You Belong With Me. Pictures speak a thousand words, and given that he can’t sing without half a bottle of Tequila and the best Autotune engineers this fine country has to offer, you’d think this’d be Kanye’s forte… Apparently not.

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A holiday engagement for supermodel Gisele Bündchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady?

No way, say relatives. Tom Brady Sr., told The Boston Globe that reports of his son’s engagement were “rumor, rumor, rumor … We don’t know a thing about it. Nobody told me. We talked to him and there’s nothing to say.”

The two were seen strolling down Bean Town’s Beacon Street on Friday – and Bündchen, 28, was without an engagement ring.

Bündchen’s twin sister, Patricia, also denied the report, saying in an e-mail that the engagement story – which first surfaced on TMZ – is “not true.”

Bündchen’s rep declined to comment. Stacey James, a spokesman for the Patriots, responded, “I heard the report that he [proposed] on a plane, but I don’t think it’s true.” but he added, “Tom keeps his private life private.”

Just when we thought we could relabel our ‘Rehab’ category ‘Amy Winehouse’ David Duchovny has entered a rehab center for sex addiction.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Umm, Firstly David, for the sake of your children we at VanityHere really hope they’re the last people that are having to ‘deal’ with your sex addiction.

By the way, if this is some shameless plug for your TV Show Californication, (second season premiering Sept. 28 on Showtime) we aren’t buying. We dodged the fact your wife Tea Leoni’s new film ‘Ghost Town’ will be in theaters Sep. 19, and certainly won’t be giving you any PR for your ‘X Files: I Want to Believe’ sequel available on DVD and Blu-Ray December 29. So just forget it buddy, you ain’t getting any free hype here.

“Actress” Sienna Miller didn’t make it to wherever she is now by being Trashy, Nasty, or a Homewrecker. No, she made it by being all 3, & more.

The Europe Photogs caught the “A Woman of No Importance” actress in a way too normal(although topless) position over the weekend. Seemingly in a Monogamous relationship with ‘Brothers & Sisters’ star Balthazar Getty.

Just one problem. Oil fortune heir ‘Getty’ is, let me put this delicately. Married - with four children :-S

Arghh, there’s the Sienna we all know and love.

“Don’t tell me” he’s at it again. Madge’s bro ho Christopher Ciccone was back to “Express Himself” on GMA this AM.

What got him his “4 Minutes” this time? Apparently Guy Richie is a ‘Mo hater, and you can read all about it in his new book.

We got a hold of the new book and eventually we’ll read it for you, in the mean time our wobbly Newsroom table’s a thing of the past. Got a better use? Post below.

Q. What will it take for this man to go away for good this time? #1 on the Times’ list?

FYI Christy: Guy doesn’t hate on Gays… Just you.

Poor Hillary just can’t seem to get a break these days. First she had one of the nation’s biggest (and most democratically-despised) capitalists (Warren Buffett) backing her as president.

Then an emotionally unstable Cher came to the table, and now this :-S

I bet the Clinton camp are just jazzed over that doozy. Maybe on her way back to Congress she could pick-up O.J., Lohan, Britney & Paris.
FAIL!

In what’s being regarded as another ridiculous decision by a desperate Media company desperately out of ideas.

A Tipster tells VanityHere Time Warner has decided to fold New Line Cinemas into the company’s other movie unit Warner Brothers.

It’s believed the ‘consolidation’ will result in ‘mass lay-offs’, with most employees in non-production roles to face the axe.

Given production roles are usually on a contract basis we’re guessing you’d be hard pressed to find someone to turn out the lights.

Here’s the e-mail sent to employees earlier,

“February 28, 2008

To: New Line Colleagues

From: Bob Shaye and Michael Lynne

Subject: Our Company

This afternoon, Time Warner is announcing that New Line will become a unit of Warner Bros. This is, of course, a very difficult and emotional time for all of us who have worked at New Line. While there is not much we can say that can lessen the impact of this announcement, we did want you to know about the decision before you read about it in the press.

New Line will maintain its own identity and will continue to produce, market, and distribute movies. But New Line will now do so as part of Warner Bros. and will probably be a much smaller operation than in the past. Time Warner hopes that operating New Line as a unit of Warner Bros. will allow New Line to focus on the creative side of movie-making, while reducing costs and taking advantage of Warner Bros.’ distribution systems. The company will be holding group meeting with New Line employees tomorrow in Los Angeles and New York to discuss this announcement, and is committed to letting employees know as soon as possible about how this change affects them individually.

For our part, we will be stepping down as Co-Chairmen and Co-CEOS of New Line. This was a painful decision, because we love New Line and the people who work here have been like our second families. But we will be leaving the company with enormous pride in what all of us at New Line have accomplished together. From its humble beginnings 40 years ago, our studio has created some of the most popular and successful movies of all time. Those movies are a tribute to the amazing creative energy and entrepreneurial abilities of the talented people at New Line. They are a legacy that will endure forever.

Although we are stepping out of New Line, we intend to remain actively involved in the industry in an entrepreneurial capacity, and will keep you advised of developments.

We thank all of you who have worked so hard to make New Line such a success. We are very proud of every one of you.

Bob & Michael”

Translation, we’ll be fine - don’t worry about us. Although y’all better book your place in one of those Cushy Homeless shelters - We hear places are limited.

If it’s any consolation New Liners, if the equally disastrous AOL ‘consolidation ‘ is anything to go by, you might have your jobs back in a year or two…

When the company’s worth roughly 10% of what it’s worth now.

Time Warner Shareholders were equally dismayed by the management of TWX announcement, their shares dropped 3% in a day!

Serial Dieter Kirsty Alley is at pains to remind her fans that those who can’t do, can still teach.

The ‘Fat Actress’ has announced she’s parting ways with ‘Jenny Craig’ in Favor of her own diet and exercise program. Ay caramba :-S

Ironically the announcement comes amongst revelations fellow ‘actress’ and successful dieter Jessica Simpson is fighting the release of a Work-out Video of her own. The ‘Newlywedsdivorced’ star reportedly produced the blockluster during one of her casting dry-spells, but now her Manager/Father Joe is desperate to ensure the vid doesn’t get released. A source close to Simpson was quoted as saying “Jessica was a mess during that shoot. She had no focus, she put out something that was entirely unusable,” clearly this ’source’ never caught Simpson in ‘The Master Of Disguise’.

Either way let’s hope neither Ally or Simpson get their way, according to the Producer of Simpson’s video, the only thing Simpson will be doing by not releasing the Exervid is “hurting millions of fat people in America”. Ally’s reps weren’t available for comment but here’s some food for thought, Does anyone really need a celeb guide to sniff out their nearest Krispy Kreme?

In what can only be described as an attempt to up-scale her own record as Britain’s most hated Woman. Heather Mills McCartney is appealing to Londoner’s moral code by appearing in a series of  call-girl Flyers.

Whilst the Rumors of her career as a ‘high-end’ escort are still very-much in circulation these shots were actually for marketing by the National Coalition of Anti-Deportation Campaigns.

We’d suggest any agency that chooses McCartney for an ad campaign designed to attract attention or sympathy should have their Green-Cards revoked and be dumped on the next boat back to Crazytown.