Gisele & Brady, Engaged?A holiday engagement for supermodel Gisele Bündchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady?

No way, say relatives. Tom Brady Sr., told The Boston Globe that reports of his son’s engagement were “rumor, rumor, rumor … We don’t know a thing about it. Nobody told me. We talked to him and there’s nothing to say.”

The two were seen strolling down Bean Town’s Beacon Street on Friday – and Bündchen, 28, was without an engagement ring.

Bündchen’s twin sister, Patricia, also denied the report, saying in an e-mail that the engagement story – which first surfaced on TMZ – is “not true.”

Bündchen’s rep declined to comment. Stacey James, a spokesman for the Patriots, responded, “I heard the report that he [proposed] on a plane, but I don’t think it’s true.” but he added, “Tom keeps his private life private.”

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After a week of almost serene calm, & birthing bliss for your fav. celebs (even LiLo and Britney seemed comparatively mellow) and Brinkley’s divorce went without a hitch.

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman have brought us crashing back to reality with the announcement they’re pulling their weight with this week’s Celeb train to Splitsville.

Reps confirm the troublesome two’s 5 year relationship ended un-acrimoniously, which is good because we’d hate to not see these two together again pulling stunts like this

and this

because of any angst on their part.

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Chloe Kardashian’s hitting the Pokie this Friday, and she ready y’all - WORD!

You’ll remember The slightly less attractive/ attention seeking Sister put the Dash in Kardashian when she violated probation after a DUI in March.

Now she’s got 30 (This is Cali, so of-course we mean days) in the clink.

Big(ger butted) Sis Kim told TMZ “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.” “I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!”

Word to Chloe: Dear, next time you wanna be noticed, just dish the family jewels like Kimmy did.

Whilst we’d rather vomit glass, it’s bound to have a cult following somewhere in the depths of cyberhell.

Just look at this.

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Whilst the rest of the world might be under no illusions as to how close Amy Winehouse has come to death (one might argue she’s been pounding on that door for the better part of her career).

Her Dad doesn’t think so Oh no no (which is odd given we’d always assumed she was the result of pharmaceutical testing on rabies infected tree skunks).

I digress, In an interview with Britain’s Sky News Mitch Winehouse said “She won’t die of a drug overdose, it won’t be that quick,” instead claiming the star’s painful demise will come from years of abusing Cancer sticks. According to Papa-Winehouse, in the clink hubby ‘Blake Civil-Fielder’ and Winehouse feed off each other’s addiction.

So whoreaye, given that match made in heaven shows no sign of heading to Splitsville anytime soon, there’ll be more of this in the future.

Can’t wait Wino :-S

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Kat Heigl may well be heading for the Morgue in next season’s Grey’s Anatomy according to Mark Melkin @ E!Online.

Heigl’s been in a May-Jar cat fight with the Show’s creator Shonda Rhimes since January ‘07 over everything from Salary to Scripts.

Prognosis - Not so good for Grey's Anatomy Star

Heigl’s ultimate assault? Last month she declined to even submit her name for consideration for this year’s Emmy Awards, blaming the show’s writers for her decision.

“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization,” she said in a statement.

Speculation’s been rife over the Actor’s desire to go on as Izzie, following her success in the Big Screen hit ‘Knocked UP’.

We’re saying ease up Heigl, You might not want no Scrubs no more, but Shonda’s a force to be reckoned with, and she wades in that paddling pool of Hollywood EPs that could see you fronting nothing more than Proactiv commercials for the rest of your days.

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It appears Popwreck Parent Brit Brit’s back on the job.

Brit Brit's Back Back

A deal’s been  brokered between Britney and former (famous for what?) husband Kevin Federline.

According to TMZ the deal gives the ‘Toxic’ singer visitation rights to the kids in what they call a “Therapeutic Setting” - WTF? If this “Therapeutic Setting” doesn’t involve a straight jacket and enough tranquilizer to sedate an African elephant - we’re calling it too soon.

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Child star Aaron Carter & Snoop Dog have more in common than you might think.

They’re both up on Pot Charges and have both attempted to remedy ailing careers with a reality TV series.

Seeing Double?

Okay, well maybe that’s where the similarities end.

It’s not the first time the Dogg’s been done for dope. Although, this’ll probably be a walk in the park for his Lawyer’s - Snoop was acquitted on Murder charges in 1996 and also has a cocktail of Cocaine charges on his book. Snoop was ticketed and let go.

Carter on the other hand - a first-time offender, was booked overnight.

Celeb Justice?

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Lawyers for Will Smith say a British media group has apologized for a story that falsely claimed the actor said Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler was “a good person”.

Smith wasn’t in court but his lawyer’s didn’t mix words, saying the invalid report was “deeply distressing” and resulted in “Acute embarrassment”.

The “I Am Legend” star also won an unspecified amount of damages from the WENN news agency, which his lawyers say he’ll donate to charity.

In turn, proving to all his fans - He Is Legend.

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As if Celebs needed more proof Ashton Kutcher was one of those kids your parents warned you about. Madonna, Gwenyth Paltrow , Bruce Willis and Salma Hayek are among hundreds who’ll now be cuing for a Hep A shot after dropping by Kutcher’s Birthday digs in NYC last week.

New York health officials are urging the group to get the vaccination after a bartender was found to be infected.

Infectious Substance Alert

Heppy A is usually spread from person to person by putting something in the mouth (even though it might look clean) that has been contaminated with the stool of a person with hepatitis A.

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Serial Dieter Kirsty Alley is at pains to remind her fans that those who can’t do, can still teach.

The ‘Fat Actress’ has announced she’s parting ways with ‘Jenny Craig’ in Favor of her own diet and exercise program. Ay caramba :-S

Ironically the announcement comes amongst revelations fellow ‘actress’ and successful dieter Jessica Simpson is fighting the release of a Work-out Video of her own. The ‘Newlywedsdivorced’ star reportedly produced the blockluster during one of her casting dry-spells, but now her Manager/Father Joe is desperate to ensure the vid doesn’t get released. A source close to Simpson was quoted as saying “Jessica was a mess during that shoot. She had no focus, she put out something that was entirely unusable,” clearly this ’source’ never caught Simpson in ‘The Master Of Disguise’.

The Hottie & The Nottie.

Either way let’s hope neither Ally or Simpson get their way, according to the Producer of Simpson’s video, the only thing Simpson will be doing by not releasing the Exervid is “hurting millions of fat people in America”. Ally’s reps weren’t available for comment but here’s some food for thought, Does anyone really need a celeb guide to sniff out their nearest Krispy Kreme?

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The two were seen strolling down Bean Town’s Beacon Street on Friday – and Bündchen, 28, was without an engagement ring.

Bündchen’s twin sister, Patricia, also denied the report, saying in an e-mail that the engagement story – which first surfaced on TMZ – is “not true.”

Bündchen’s rep declined to comment. Stacey James, a spokesman for the Patriots, responded, “I heard the report that he [proposed] on a plane, but I don’t think it’s true.” but he added, “Tom keeps his private life private.”

Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman –> Splitsville.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

After a week of almost serene calm, & birthing bliss for your fav. celebs (even LiLo and Britney seemed comparatively mellow) and Brinkley’s divorce went without a hitch.

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman have brought us crashing back to reality with the announcement they’re pulling their weight with this week’s Celeb train to Splitsville.

Reps confirm the troublesome two’s 5 year relationship ended un-acrimoniously, which is good because we’d hate to not see these two together again pulling stunts like this

and this

because of any angst on their part.

Chloe Kardashian, From A Big House, To THE Big House.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Chloe Kardashian’s hitting the Pokie this Friday, and she ready y’all - WORD!

You’ll remember The slightly less attractive/ attention seeking Sister put the Dash in Kardashian when she violated probation after a DUI in March.

Now she’s got 30 (This is Cali, so of-course we mean days) in the clink.

Big(ger butted) Sis Kim told TMZ “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.” “I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!”

Word to Chloe: Dear, next time you wanna be noticed, just dish the family jewels like Kimmy did.

Whilst we’d rather vomit glass, it’s bound to have a cult following somewhere in the depths of cyberhell.

Just look at this.

Winehouse’s Death “Slow & Painful” Says Dad.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Whilst the rest of the world might be under no illusions as to how close Amy Winehouse has come to death (one might argue she’s been pounding on that door for the better part of her career).

Her Dad doesn’t think so Oh no no (which is odd given we’d always assumed she was the result of pharmaceutical testing on rabies infected tree skunks).

I digress, In an interview with Britain’s Sky News Mitch Winehouse said “She won’t die of a drug overdose, it won’t be that quick,” instead claiming the star’s painful demise will come from years of abusing Cancer sticks. According to Papa-Winehouse, in the clink hubby ‘Blake Civil-Fielder’ and Winehouse feed off each other’s addiction.

So whoreaye, given that match made in heaven shows no sign of heading to Splitsville anytime soon, there’ll be more of this in the future.

Can’t wait Wino :-S

Heigl to Flatline in Next Season’s Grey’s Anatomy

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Kat Heigl may well be heading for the Morgue in next season’s Grey’s Anatomy according to Mark Melkin @ E!Online.

Heigl’s been in a May-Jar cat fight with the Show’s creator Shonda Rhimes since January ‘07 over everything from Salary to Scripts.

Prognosis - Not so good for Grey's Anatomy Star

Heigl’s ultimate assault? Last month she declined to even submit her name for consideration for this year’s Emmy Awards, blaming the show’s writers for her decision.

“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization,” she said in a statement.

Speculation’s been rife over the Actor’s desire to go on as Izzie, following her success in the Big Screen hit ‘Knocked UP’.

We’re saying ease up Heigl, You might not want no Scrubs no more, but Shonda’s a force to be reckoned with, and she wades in that paddling pool of Hollywood EPs that could see you fronting nothing more than Proactiv commercials for the rest of your days.

Britney To Kids: Mommy’s Back Y’all.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

It appears Popwreck Parent Brit Brit’s back on the job.

Brit Brit's Back Back

A deal’s been  brokered between Britney and former (famous for what?) husband Kevin Federline.

According to TMZ the deal gives the ‘Toxic’ singer visitation rights to the kids in what they call a “Therapeutic Setting” - WTF? If this “Therapeutic Setting” doesn’t involve a straight jacket and enough tranquilizer to sedate an African elephant - we’re calling it too soon.

Likely Likeness: Snoop & Carter Done For Pot.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Child star Aaron Carter & Snoop Dog have more in common than you might think.

They’re both up on Pot Charges and have both attempted to remedy ailing careers with a reality TV series.

Seeing Double?

Okay, well maybe that’s where the similarities end.

It’s not the first time the Dogg’s been done for dope. Although, this’ll probably be a walk in the park for his Lawyer’s - Snoop was acquitted on Murder charges in 1996 and also has a cocktail of Cocaine charges on his book. Snoop was ticketed and let go.

Carter on the other hand - a first-time offender, was booked overnight.

Celeb Justice?

Will Smith: I Ain’t No Anti-Semite!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Lawyers for Will Smith say a British media group has apologized for a story that falsely claimed the actor said Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler was “a good person”.

Smith wasn’t in court but his lawyer’s didn’t mix words, saying the invalid report was “deeply distressing” and resulted in “Acute embarrassment”.

The “I Am Legend” star also won an unspecified amount of damages from the WENN news agency, which his lawyers say he’ll donate to charity.

In turn, proving to all his fans - He Is Legend.

Ashton’s Heppy A Birthday Bonanza.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

As if Celebs needed more proof Ashton Kutcher was one of those kids your parents warned you about. Madonna, Gwenyth Paltrow , Bruce Willis and Salma Hayek are among hundreds who’ll now be cuing for a Hep A shot after dropping by Kutcher’s Birthday digs in NYC last week.

New York health officials are urging the group to get the vaccination after a bartender was found to be infected.

Infectious Substance Alert

Heppy A is usually spread from person to person by putting something in the mouth (even though it might look clean) that has been contaminated with the stool of a person with hepatitis A.

Kirsty Alley To Fat Fans: I’ll teach you to loose weight.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Serial Dieter Kirsty Alley is at pains to remind her fans that those who can’t do, can still teach.

The ‘Fat Actress’ has announced she’s parting ways with ‘Jenny Craig’ in Favor of her own diet and exercise program. Ay caramba :-S

Ironically the announcement comes amongst revelations fellow ‘actress’ and successful dieter Jessica Simpson is fighting the release of a Work-out Video of her own. The ‘Newlywedsdivorced’ star reportedly produced the blockluster during one of her casting dry-spells, but now her Manager/Father Joe is desperate to ensure the vid doesn’t get released. A source close to Simpson was quoted as saying “Jessica was a mess during that shoot. She had no focus, she put out something that was entirely unusable,” clearly this ’source’ never caught Simpson in ‘The Master Of Disguise’.

The Hottie & The Nottie.

Either way let’s hope neither Ally or Simpson get their way, according to the Producer of Simpson’s video, the only thing Simpson will be doing by not releasing the Exervid is “hurting millions of fat people in America”. Ally’s reps weren’t available for comment but here’s some food for thought, Does anyone really need a celeb guide to sniff out their nearest Krispy Kreme?

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