Just when we thought we could relabel our ‘Rehab’ category ‘Amy Winehouse’ David Duchovny has entered a rehab center for sex addiction.
In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”
Umm, Firstly David, for the sake of your children we at VanityHere really hope they’re the last people that are having to ‘deal’ with your sex addiction.
By the way, if this is some shameless plug for your TV Show Californication, (second season premiering Sept. 28 on Showtime) we aren’t buying. We dodged the fact your wife Tea Leoni’s new film ‘Ghost Town’ will be in theaters Sep. 19, and certainly won’t be giving you any PR for your ‘X Files: I Want to Believe’ sequel available on DVD and Blu-Ray December 29. So just forget it buddy, you ain’t getting any free hype here.
Chloe Kardashian’s hitting the Pokie this Friday, and she ready y’all - WORD!
You’ll remember The slightly less attractive/ attention seeking Sister put the Dash in Kardashian when she violated probation after a DUI in March.
Now she’s got 30 (This is Cali, so of-course we mean days) in the clink.
Big(ger butted) Sis Kim told TMZ “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.” “I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!”
Word to Chloe: Dear, next time you wanna be noticed, just dish the family jewels like Kimmy did.
Whilst we’d rather vomit glass, it’s bound to have a cult following somewhere in the depths of cyberhell.
Just look at this.
Whilst the rest of the world might be under no illusions as to how close Amy Winehouse has come to death (one might argue she’s been pounding on that door for the better part of her career).
Her Dad doesn’t think so Oh no no (which is odd given we’d always assumed she was the result of pharmaceutical testing on rabies infected tree skunks).
I digress, In an interview with Britain’s Sky News Mitch Winehouse said “She won’t die of a drug overdose, it won’t be that quick,” instead claiming the star’s painful demise will come from years of abusing Cancer sticks. According to Papa-Winehouse, in the clink hubby ‘Blake Civil-Fielder’ and Winehouse feed off each other’s addiction.
So whoreaye, given that match made in heaven shows no sign of heading to Splitsville anytime soon, there’ll be more of this 
in the future.
Can’t wait Wino :-S
